February 2012
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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The Oscars: A bunch of pretty people pulling their pants down and sucking each other off.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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I just wrote this Best Man speech...
…for the wedding of my brother and his girlfriend, which isn’t even going to happen for a few more years, but I like to be prepared. It’s quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever written, and I may offend the old folks. Ah well. Folks, I’m going to be honest here, because most of you who know me will ascertain that I am typically an honest man. So to keep up my...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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VARIETIES OF PASTA
thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo: goddessofscrumptiousness: Foodiefy by Goddess of Scrumptiousness + Follow: LONG PASTA SHORT PASTA SHORT PASTA MINUTE PASTA (PASTINA, PASTA USED FOR SOUPS) FRESH PASTA PASTA ALL’UOVO (EGG PASTA) PASTA AL FORNO (USED FOR BAKED PASTA DISHES) source: pasta charts are from www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta PASTA GOD, I LOVE PASTA 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Listenholythehallucinations: Lou Reed - Walk on the...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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A Trip to Chipotle (19 February 2012)
     Earlier this evening a friend and I decided to try out the new Chipotle restaurant which had recently opened in our area. I had once eaten at a Chipotle in the city, but had spent a mere matter of minutes inside the restaurant and thus couldn’t garner a proper opinion of the place. The food was good, though nothing special, but I wanted to get a feel for the environment of the...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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“I have abandoned all forms & sects of the practicing Christian Church. I...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (from Kingdom of Fear)
Feb 20th
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On this day seven years ago around 5:42 p.m. professional prankster, Master of Gonzo, and all around genius Hunter Stockton Thompson, journalist and writer, took his own life within the confines of his fortified compound at Woody Creek, Colorado. Ever since then, the entire concept of journalism has been sullied. We now live in a world where Rolling Stone magazine does not hesitate to put Justin...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Maybe this is all a hallucination, a crazy dream. Maybe I really am dead, and every hung-over morning is just a new, deeper circle of Hell.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via makethemdream)
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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“I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years 14 to 18 with...”
– Stephen King  (via dr-who-gives-a-shit)
Feb 18th
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