June 2012
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Stan Lee just walked up
Stan Lee just walked up to us and asked for a picture. Yes. That just fucking happened.
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I’m going to Comic Con for the weekend, and I expect lots of messages telling me how special and pretty and unique I am when I get back Sunday night. So long.
May 2012
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Tonight/this morning I watch Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Throughout the day I pack. And then tomorrow morning I head to Philly for a wild, drunken weekend as Raoul Duke.
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My ex once told me I was cliche because I have an Abbey Road poster in my room.
She dumped me for a stoner who wears Bob Marley shirts and doesn’t realize that Pink Floyd released albums that aren’t Dark Side of the Moon.
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Guy walks into a bar and orders a pinata. The bartender says “I’m sorry, I don’t know how to make that,” and the guy says “ow!!!!!!!!!!!!” LMAOOOOO
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It’s nice to see that people who don’t read comic books are now big fans of comic books because they saw a couple Marvel films.
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A guy who’s allergic to macaroni eats a hot dog. His friend asks “how was hot dog?” Guy says “it was ok.” Friend says “at least it wasn’t macaroni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LMAOOO
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You can do whatever you want. As long as it involves alcohol and bad decisions.
– Hank Moody (David Duchovny, Californication)
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While the barkeep made his drink, I looked around the near-empty bar, gazing at all the patrons. People are ugly. If you take two minutes to stare at yourself in the mirror — really stare at yourself and all of your facial features — you’ll notice that no matter how physically attractive people have claimed that you are, you’re actually very grotesque. Take the human nose,...
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If I were to watch the show Breaking Bad while getting high, could I call it Breaking Bad while Baking Brad?
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I spent the last hour successfully convincing my religious younger brother that he’s an abortion survivor.
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For those of you who don’t know, Rolling Stone just recently released its SPECIAL SUMMER EXTRA BIG ISSUE. It’s a whopping INCH AND A HALF wider than their regular issues, so you know it’s chock full of good shit, including but certainly not limited to a huge article on the ever-so culturally-significant Metallica, everybody’s favorite hipster/rap duo LMFAO, Selena Gomez...
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If you haven’t already, you need to watch God Bless America. It’s an amazing flick with an extremely powerful message that this generation could use, but naturally won’t.
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Slinky is trying so hard
This is the most inspirational video I have ever seen in my life.